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You may have already paid good money only to have been
promised the earth and left with a web page nobody can
see unless they specifically know your company name.
You will have actually paid for inclusion on these indexes, which
lapses after some finite time unless you continually repay.
There is no point paying money out on a web site if your
potential customers have to know your name already
in order to find your web pages.
Now you own what.
An invisible web site with no index.
You need to be found for salient and pertinent keywords
and phrases associated with your business or hobby.
Dermot.
Below is a resume of your probable downfall, and, as
luck would have it, a solution to your dilemma.
Watch Out Theres Dodgy Rats About here.
luckily we eat rats everywhere daily.RAT as in
Really Awful Trader.
Or
Have you been sold a pup by a big dog,
a Dodgy Optimising Guru.
DOGS sing a nice tune, and play what you want to hear,
but who are they really playing for.
To paraphrase another trustworthy source.
There is another way.
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Tree structures catered for by Derek, pictured below.
Only very odd people are employed, so you will
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Dennis.
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Company Poem
When I wrote my beautiful website,
I was feeling so proud and tall,
I had fronted many grim problems,
And finally overcome them all,
So I reclined and patiently awaited,
For whole multitudes to arrive,
For the hordes of hungry visitors,
Upon which my site would thrive,
But my counter, it did not click,
And my logs told a sorry tale,
No one has been to visit you,
And no ones left you any mail,
In fact the only person interested,
Is a certain Mr Albert McAvie,
I was quite bucked up again,
Until I realised that was me,
So I trotted off to a guru firm,
Who got me traffic for a while,
For an awful lot of my money,
Taken with their friendly smile,
Until about six months later,
When hits dropped through my floor,
They said my index needed redoing,
And asked me to pay some more,
Fortunately just as I was leaving,
For the bank from out my house,
I saw a little creature in the hall,
Which I thought must be a mouse,
But before I could look closer,
It stood up quite tall and spoke,
I am Dennis and Im pure Ferrit,
And listen before you go broke,
We Ferrits save people like you,
Who want honest words and deeds,
We look at your precious website,
And then we reassess your true needs,
And then we sort out your position,
And other Ferrits have the word,
And when our plan makes you happy,
We fix it so youre seen and heard.
So Doug and Dinsdale came to call,
Ferrit big bosses in dark shades,
They cautioned me on courting dogs,
And sad associations I had made,
Then both took off their holsters,
And took photographs and notes,
So now my future is with the Ferrits,
And not ransomed out to stoats.
So if youre in the same dilemma,
And just about to end it all,
Why not give it one last chance,
And give Doug and Dinsdale that call,
Because stoats will stitch you up,
And weasels will tell trendy tales,
But Ferrits will ensure you prosper,
Ferrits never fail.
Dennis.
It is a little known fact that virtually all of us are every
day within thirty feet or so of a web wise Ferrit, yet
eighty per cent of us choose to go for website optimising
firms instead of our local friendly Ferrit.
Some people have become so brainwashed as to NEVER
see a Ferrit, when they are plainly there all around us.
I see them all of the time, and I am sure I am not deranged.
If you have seen one today then email us when you saw it and
where, as some people do not believe they really exist.
Close up of Dinsdale
at charity bash.
Doug at same do disguised as odd rabbit.
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and if your executive recruitment plan requires a large
Ferrit, look no further. Or a rat removal, large of course.