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Here is the first fanzine from the Ferrits. So where did they come
from, and why are they here helping you.

I used to work for years with a great friend Dave Allen.
He was very East End Hammersmith Irish Eastender.
Not the cardboard cutouts on the BBC, a REAL Eastender.

Hard, uncompromising, scarily mad, with all the sharp
quick wit and natural charm of the Irish.

When it came to writing serious code again, I thought of him.
And in memory of him, like so many in the serious programming
business, dead way before his time worked to death by others,
I thought that I would model a new breed of web creatures to suit his,
unique, brash, tough and unwavering personality.

East End brought to mind Doug and Dinsdale from Monty
Python. Nailing peoples heads to the floor and turning up
in tanks, dragging employees behind. Very droll. Also very Dave.

I have a Teddy Bear website, the Stiffsteiffs, who are very
popular due to their humour and being your little ray of sunshine
in this bleak and grey world and web at times.

So what to call animals associated with search engine software
and methodology, ferreting out of sites from keywords. Thus
were born the Ferrits, a play on ferret and yet individual creatures,
just like my mate.

They are vicious but fair, they lean on you but are basically OK
even if they are very in your face. So Doug and Dinsdale Ferrit
became another landmark to follow the bears lead.

There followed Dingbat, and of course Dennis.

I shall dedicate this fanzine page to be run by

Dave.



As you can see, friendly, understanding, warm and welcoming.


Dave speaks now to the masses.

Listen up John, Im not one for unnecessary speeches.
Know what I mean, John.

SEO work, and some few monthly hints. I dont go mad on giving
out hints, so make the best of this, its all you will get this month.

Hint of the month is, do you really need to be trying to be global
indexed on the net when you only sell to Brixton and Tooting.

Maybe you could do with a visit from Dinsdale or Doug, then
maybe you would put Brixton and Tooting among your keywords,
if you were smart and followed the unwritten law, as I know you
will if given enough PERSUASION.

Remember, we are vicious, but FAIR.
Heartless but understanding.

Another little gem from the manor just in, which as Im in
an ace mood I will share with you, is Grammar.

That play wot I wrote type stuff Eric and Ernie used to do.
Wise up. You ARE going to do the crash Ferrit Grammar
course, and then with full English Grammar in full flow,
Searchbeasts will like you. No probs there, sorted.

Doug likes Grammar as the home of sarcasm, so he had
a quiet one with G and they now see things our way.
That is why you will use Grammar and education in future.

So grammar is in. Full stop. Done and dusted.

Sorted, end of story John, see you August.

The extraordinary Dave exits left,




with several small Irish Ferrits, One of whom is Gerald the Large.
On another tack, the Australian Digital Art and Photo Technology show
is on in Sydney at the Byron Kennedy Hall, near Fox Studios,
21 to 23. Dave suggests you go there.

Type Australian Adapt Digital Art into G for more info.
Dave said to do this now. Sorted. Booked.

Gasps, how does he ever do it, exeunt left. back to main menu

If you need any help putting your website up in lights
on various search engine front pages, just email us.

john@seogurus.co.uk


Daves phrase, how he sorts things out.




you know Ferrit makes sense