September fanzine

Email Ferritforferreting@searchoptimizationengine.com




First a poem, by Dave.

I dont ask you to listen
I just tell you what to do
I am perfectly able John
To know whats best for you
So dont go linking everywhere
Just to get yourself banned
Leave the thinking to me
And my cunning little plans
This month were doing density
Which brings me back to you
Two thousand keywords per page
And your Google life is through
What you will do Little John
Is just like Robin Hood,
You will put the keywords in
Like seeing trees inside the woods,
A little stealth never hurt
A little guile is quite alright
So listen up on density
And use your keywords lite,
Then you will be in balance
And I will be well pleased
Instead of being out of order
And losing both your knees.

Sorted.

Dave exits left for a while.

I think what he was trying to say here, in his picturesque
way, was that he feels Keyword Density is quite a valid
topic for attention, and well worth your while pursuing
sometime this month.

Dave re enters left accompanied by Gerald the Large,
whom he unknowingly zipped into his flies.

Gerald is making gurgling strangled cries, deafened by
Daves booming voice saying,

And furthermore, it has come to my attention that not
all of you are using style, class and charisma on your
pages, like wot I do.
From now on style, class, charisma are obligatory,
as is Capital letters, proper nouns, sentences, and as
your special treat from me cos I feel sorted this month,
just an infinitessimal touch of sarcasm and wit

Dont forget this months subs or Ill be round your house John.
Exits suddenly left, with Gerald.

Dave.



As you can see, friendly, understanding, warm and welcoming.


Daves phrase, how he sorts things out.

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on various search engine front pages, just email us.

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